一百岁老头子，谁让你装嫩修仙了
B8.0“一百岁了，还在炼气期，这老废物怎么还不去死？” 面对这样的嘲讽，林默不仅没有生气，反而笑得更蔫坏了。 他每天照常扫垃圾，清药渣，活得比谁都低调。 可私底下，他把废丹渣练出灵液，把禁咒“枯木逢春”当补品喝。 当宗门长老查封丹堂，追查血龙诞草失窃案时，所有人都以为是管事周显干的。 只有林默知道，那两株被找到的赃物，是他亲手塞进周显床板底下的。 “我只是个扫地的，什么都不知道。”他笑得像个一百岁的孩子。
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Multi-axis scoring
ModelledRelative strength across eight dimensions, out of 10.
Overall 8.00／10 · Avg. score 8.30
Plot tension curve
ModelledTension sampled across the narrative arc. Peaks mark where conflict concentrates; the shaded band is the whole-book average range.
- Smoothed
- Mean band
Peak tension 8.0 · 100% · finale · Volatility 1.4
Pacing and hooks
ModelledHook rate and dialogue share reveal how the chapters drive forward.
- Hook rate
- Dialogue share
- Climax interval
- Climax nodes
- Hook rate
- Share of chapters ending on a cliffhanger
- Dialogue share
- Dialogue as a share of total text
- Climax interval
- Median gap between adjacent climaxes
Volume structure and pacing
ModelledLength share and average tension per volume. Volume names and phases are derived; the book's total chapter count has not been verified, so chapter ranges and counts are omitted — word counts are proportionally modelled from the verified total length.
- Volume (words)
- Avg. tension
| Volume | Words | Avg. tension |
|---|---|---|
| Seeking | 107K | 4.6 |
| Foundation | 107K | 5.0 |
| Core | 107K | 5.6 |
结丹 · Avg. tension 5.6
Emotional distribution
ModelledStrength of six emotional signals across volumes.
- Joy
- Romance
- Family
- Anger
- Tension
- Sadness
Theme weights
MeasuredTheme terms and their relative weight, showing where the narrative puts its attention.
- 暗黑100
- 仙侠95
- 废柴90
- 非典型修仙81
Peer comparison
MeasuredAll four metrics come straight from the source platform; the baseline is the median of other works in the same genre.
- Total words321KScalevs median ×0.52
- Chapters0Granularity—
- Words / chapter0Reading unit—
8 · Length #5
Deep analysis pending
ModelledDeep analysis pending
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